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Back issueFriday, July 17, 2026Food Friday

Mug Fueled Existence

Mug Fueled Existence. I love coffee. It’s Red Bull for old people.
Coffee is the grown-up energy drink.

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I love coffee. It’s Red Bull for old people.

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