CURRENTS OF CONFORMITY

How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

Dad's Take

Don't go shopping for opinions in the same store as everyone else and then act surprised when she calls them basic. Have a few of your own, even the wrong ones, and she'll respect the effort more than the verdict.

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