MARSUPIAL SNUB

Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet all the koalafications.

Dad's Take

Cute won't get you the promotion, kid. I watched a guy nap his way out of a corner office while the rest of us answered emails at six. The qualifications matter — show them the paper or show them the hours.

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