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Detective Reptile

Detective Reptile

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

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Tyrannosaurus T-Shirt

Tyrannosaurus T-Shirt

T-shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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