MATH CLASS COMPLIMENTS

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

Dad's Take

Some folks measure success in inches around the waist; the rest of us measure it in the years that belt lasted. Mine has notches I haven't earned back yet. Buy leather once and you only resent yourself when you slip.

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