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Bumpy Confession

BUMPY CONFESSION

I have a fear of speed bumps… But, I'm slowly getting over it.

Dad's Take

Took me four jobs and one foreman with a clipboard to learn that the only fast way through anything is straight through it. Crawl the hard part, sprint the easy part, that's the whole song. Anyone who promises you a shortcut is selling you a longer road.

Fear Phobia Driving Speed Slow

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