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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Dance Paw-blem

Dance Paw-blem

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

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Cured Bacon

Cured Bacon

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youโ€ฆ Butโ€ฆ Smoking bacon will cure you!

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Mainstream Drowning

Mainstream Drowning

How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

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