SNAIL RACEDid you hear about the racing snail who got rid of its shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.AnimalsSnailsSpeedWordplay๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Gastropod CuisineWhy do some people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.AnimalsFoodWordplay+1๐0๐0
Spotted LeopardWhy can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.AnimalsWordplayNature+1๐0๐0
Salty SneezeWhy do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.AnimalsSea-LifeWordplay+2๐0๐0
Frog's FateWhat happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!AnimalsWordplayCrime+1๐0๐0
Educational SafariI liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campusAnimalsSchoolWordplay+1๐0๐0
