CORNERING A MOLLUSK

Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of its shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

Dad's Take

Some lines deserve a beat of silence before the laugh lands — I leave that beat in even when the laugh doesn't. The bow comes regardless. Pace is the gift you give yourself.

Speed Animals

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