Slow Jokes

6 slow dad jokes. You asked for it.

Slow Garden Drama

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

TomatoFoodGarden+2

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Same Guy Slower Clock

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

AgingSlowTime+2

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Bumpy Confession

I have a fear of speed bumps… But, I'm slowly getting over it.

FearPhobiaDriving+2

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Slow Lane Connoisseurs

Why do some people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.

FoodCookingSlow+1

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Delayed Reaction Champion

He who laughs last thinks slowest

LaughSlowTiming+1

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Fast Lane Is Relative

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle’s back? WOOHOO!!

SpeedAnimalsSlow

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