Speed Jokes

5 speed dad jokes. You asked for it.

Silicon Confidence

Computers make very very fast, very accurate mistakes.

ComputersTechnologyMistakes+2

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Bumpy Confession

I have a fear of speed bumps… But, I'm slowly getting over it.

FearPhobiaDriving+2

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Cornering A Mollusk

Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of its shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

SpeedAnimals

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Confidence Is A Speed

When you don't know what you are doing... It's best to do it quickly.

ConfidenceWorkMistakes+1

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Fast Lane Is Relative

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle’s back? WOOHOO!!

SpeedAnimalsSlow

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