Speed Jokes

5 speed dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bump Overcoming

I have a fear of speed bumps… But, I'm slowly getting over it.

FearSpeedCars+1

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Snail Race

Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of its shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

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Doing It Quickly

When you don't know what you are doing... It's best to do it quickly.

SpeedAdvicePhilosophy+2

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Energized Blunders

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

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Snail Thrill Ride

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle’s back? WOOHOO!!

AnimalsSpeed

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