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Calendar Misread Tragedy

CALENDAR MISREAD TRAGEDY

Guess what? It's hearing awareness month. Wow earring awareness month, time to shop!

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If they didn't catch it the first time, say it again exactly the same way, only louder and slower. That's not desperation, that's commitment. I'm here all week if you need a refresher.

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