CALENDAR MISREAD TRAGEDY

Guess what? It's hearing awareness month. Wow earring awareness month, time to shop!

Dad's Take

If they didn't catch it the first time, say it again exactly the same way, only louder and slower. That's not desperation, that's commitment. I'm here all week if you need a refresher.

Hearing Awareness Shopping Wife

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