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Monday Morning Madness

Monday Morning Madness

Anyone saying good morning on a Monday is a sociopath.

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Worm Regret

Worm Regret

If you ask me, getting up early isnโ€™t worth it... if all you get is a worm!

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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Thinking Exhaustion

Thinking Exhaustion

A conclusion is the part where I got tired of thinkingโ€ฆ

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Pillow Talk Tactics

Pillow Talk Tactics

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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