DIAGNOSIS BEFORE NOON

A yawn is just a silent scream for a coffee!

Dad's Take

Hold the punchline a half-second longer than feels comfortable. The discomfort is where the room either breaks or buys it. Either way, I'm taking a bow.

Coffee Tired Morning Caffeine

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