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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Time Tracking

Time Tracking

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

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Usefulness Perspective

Usefulness Perspective

Don't ever think you're completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

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