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Driving Range Confessional

DRIVING RANGE CONFESSIONAL

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Dad's Take

Never apologize for the swing, even when the swing was objectively poor. Confidence sells what skill couldn't. The encore is mostly attitude anyway.

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