OVERBOARD EDUCATION

Why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet. Because he always got lost at 'C'.

Dad's Take

Forget a punchline mid-sentence and just commit harder to the wrong one. Half the room won't notice, and the other half thinks you're brave. Brave reads as funny under the right lighting.

Alphabet Ocean

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