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Invisible Red

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

ColorFoodAbsurd+2
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Pi Precision

Pi Precision

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.

MathTechnologyGeek+2
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Phone Finding

Phone Finding

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

TechnologyFamilyAbsurd+1
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Skydiving Logic

Skydiving Logic

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one only if you go skydiving twice.

SkydivingAdventureIrony+1
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Chicken Fare

Chicken Fare

I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."

RestaurantFarmDeath+1
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Fish Tank Steering

Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

AnimalsFishConversational+2
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