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Produce Aisle Confession

PRODUCE AISLE CONFESSION

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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Repeating yourself isn't a flaw, it's a brand. The bartender heard it last Thursday and he'll hear it again tonight. Consistency is its own punchline.

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