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Inventory Liquidation

INVENTORY LIQUIDATION

How much did the man sell his dead batteries for? Nothing, they are free of charge!

Dad's Take

Funniest thing about value is how often it shows up the moment something stops working. Half the people I know spent their best years getting charged for what used to come free. Sit on the porch long enough and you'll figure out which half you're in.

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