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Suspicious By Default

SUSPICIOUS BY DEFAULT

Today is April's Fool Day. Believe nothing and trust no one… just like another day.

Dad's Take

Trust nothing, especially your own punchline on the third retelling. The fourth is when it finds its rhythm. I'm somewhere around the eighth and still bowing.

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