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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Breakfast Commitment

Breakfast Commitment

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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Dairy Delinquency

Dairy Delinquency

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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Rude Cow

Rude Cow

What do you call a cow with bad manners? Beef Jerky.

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Phantom's Problem

Phantom's Problem

Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.

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Equine Asylum

Equine Asylum

What do you call a home for insane horses? Unstable!

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