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Poultry Mufasa Moment

POULTRY MUFASA MOMENT

A Tyrannosaurus Ghost appears to the chicken, saying "Remember who you are!"

Dad's Take

Every kid forgets where they came from around the time the rent comes due. That's fine. The trick is having somebody in your corner who remembers for you, even if it's just your old man on a Sunday.

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