DOMESTIC DIPLOMACY

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Dad's Take

Joint accounts are a battlefield with shared rules of engagement; you don't win, you survive to spend again. Keep one card she doesn't know the limit on, mostly for hardware store emergencies.

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