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Smart Money Stays Home

SMART MONEY STAYS HOME

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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Anyone smart enough to actually want a job in management ran the other way the first chance they got. The promotion is a trap with a longer commute and a worse parking spot.

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