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Consistency Is A Virtue

CONSISTENCY IS A VIRTUE

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 5 years in a row now.

Dad's Take

That gym membership you forgot about is the cleanest tax on optimism going. Cancel the subscriptions you're embarrassed to admit you have, and put the difference in an index fund nobody can sell you.

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