GYM-NESIA STRIKES AGAIN

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 5 years in a row now.

SHARE THIS GROAN:

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

🙄0😂0

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

🙄0😂0

I'm in shape... Round is shape, isn't it?

🙄0😂0

You know you're fat when you step on the scale it says 'One at a time please'

🙄0😂0

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

🙄0😂0

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

🙄0😂0