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Reptiles On The Payroll

REPTILES ON THE PAYROLL

What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!

Dad's Take

Government work is the slowest path to a steady check and the fastest path to a pension β€” pick your poison. The benefits package is the real salary; the rest is just how you fill the eight hours.

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