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Back issueMonday, May 18, 2026Pun Monday

Geography Pop Quiz

Geography Pop Quiz. Can you name a country with no ‘R’ in it? No way!
Dad shows Norway. His friend squints.

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Can you name a country with no ‘R’ in it? No way!

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