A LOVE STORY IN DEGREES

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Dad's Take

The wife will outsave you, outspend you, and outlast you — three out of three is a clean sweep. Hand her the budget early and the credit card late, and your retirement will be smoother than mine.

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