SERVICE WITH A SUBTEXT

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Dad's Take

Service jobs taught me more about business than any of the suits ever did. Treat every customer like they're tipping in cash and you'll never be the one looking for work in January.

Restaurant Job Career

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