WORSHIP PATTERNS

My teenage son treats me like a god. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something.

Dad's Take

Sons treat you like a vending machine. Daughters treat you like an ATM with feelings. Wives are the only ones who treat you like a person, and even then only on Sundays.

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