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Bad Idea, Pillow Edition

BAD IDEA, PILLOW EDITION

Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight. I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.

Dad's Take

Never pick a fight with your wife in a bedroom she decorated. She knows where every pillow lives and you, my friend, are an unticketed guest.

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