THE WHEEL DIFFERENCE

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

Dad's Take

She picks your shirt before the dinner and you let her. Thirty years of marriage is realising the difference between a good night out and a long drive home is one button.

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