HIGHWAY FILM SCHOOL

Why do truck drivers know so much about movies? They watch trailers all day.

Dad's Take

Pick a hobby that lets you sit still and look like you're doing something. My wife thinks I follow trucking because I love the road. I follow it because the cab is the only room she doesn't redecorate.

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