VERTEBRAL LOYALTY

I really love my spine. It's always so supportive.

Dad's Take

The thing about a wife who's stood beside you for three decades is she's also the only one tall enough to see what's gone wrong with your shoulders. Let her fix the posture. Don't ask about the rest.

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