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Brake Fluid Brain

Brake Fluid Brain

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

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Invisible Concern

Invisible Concern

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

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Cured Bacon

Cured Bacon

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you… But… Smoking bacon will cure you!

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Mind Change

Mind Change

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

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Peeling Banana

Peeling Banana

The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

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Workday Woes

Workday Woes

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

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