DIET PLAN COMPROMISED

I was on the weight watchers website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?

Dad's Take

Diet advice and marriage advice work the same way. Whatever you click accept on, she's already signed for on your behalf, and the small print was never the real question.

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