TRICKY TREATSI was on the weight watchers website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?WordplayFitnessConfusion๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Lunge ForwardMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.MarriageFitnessWordplay+2๐0๐0
Good HealthGood health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.HealthSeniorsWordplay+2๐0๐0
Weight Loss on MarsWeigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!FitnessSpaceScience+1๐0๐0
Beach BroomWhat do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.WordplayOceanParenting+1๐0๐0
