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Strong Opinions In The Yard

STRONG OPINIONS IN THE YARD

Green is my all time favorite color. I love it even more than blue and yellow combined.

Dad's Take

You're allowed to have a favorite. Hedging on everything is how grown men end up with beige walls and no opinions worth a beer.

ColorLawn

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