HOUSTON WE OWE ONE

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo-G. 🚀👽🛰️

Dad's Take

Apologize early, apologize plain. A clean sorry has saved me more friendships than any clever paragraph ever could.

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