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Back issueMonday, June 29, 2026Pun Monday

Houston We Owe One

Houston We Owe One. NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo-G.
An apology satellite is launched.

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NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo-G.

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