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Brain Knot Untied

BRAIN KNOT UNTIED

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Dad's Take

Plan for the boring outcome. Most days the truck starts, the rain holds off, and the surprise is that there's no surprise β€” build a life that runs fine on a Tuesday.

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