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Selfish Crustaceans

Selfish Crustaceans

Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.

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Twin Tentacles

Twin Tentacles

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

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Dairy Delinquency

Dairy Delinquency

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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Gastropod Cuisine

Gastropod Cuisine

Why do some people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.

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Monkey Diet

Monkey Diet

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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Rude Cow

Rude Cow

What do you call a cow with bad manners? Beef Jerky.

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