DEEP CUT MENUWhat do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.Dad's TakePack a lunch. Three decades of bringing my own sandwich paid for a roof, and the guys eating out every day are still arguing about overtime.FishOceanFoodπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Black Tie, Wet HairWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.FishFashionOceanπ0π0
Underwater Spice TroubleWhy do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.FishOceanWaterπ0π0
Trouble Under The WavesWhy did the mermaid blush? Because she saw the ocean's bottom!OceanFishπ0π0
Olympic Caliber AthleteMy favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.ExerciseFoodFitnessπ0π0
Spell Check at Low TideWhat do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.BeachHalloweenOceanπ0π0
