TWO BAD BETS

Women marry hoping he'll change... Men marry believing she won't... Both are wrong!!!

Dad's Take

Nobody changes because of a wedding, and nobody stays the same because of one either. Marry the actual person on the actual Tuesday, not the one you've narrated to yourself in the shower.

Marriage Wife Husband Relationship

SHARE THIS GROAN:

𝕏 SHARE FACEBOOK WHATSAPP

← PREVIOUS NEXT →

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

Selective Hearing Hall Of Fame

My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.

Wife Marriage Listening+2

🙄0😂0

Two Lovely Decades Apiece

My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.

Marriage Wife Relationship+1

🙄0😂0

A Love Story In Degrees

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Marriage Wife Love+2

🙄0😂0

Settled Long Ago

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!

Marriage Wife Arguments+2

🙄0😂0

Apology With Footnotes

My wife apologised to me the other day. She said she was sorry for ever marrying me.

Wife Marriage Apology+2

🙄0😂0

Domestic Diplomacy

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Marriage Wife Love+1

🙄0😂0

BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES

More Marriagejokes →More Wifejokes →More Husbandjokes →More Relationshipjokes →