NEGATIVE PROGRESS REPORT

I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 more to go.

Dad's Take

The TikTok recipe didn't ruin your diet, the second helping did. Goals don't have to be hit by March, they just shouldn't be lapped by April.

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