AISLE FIVE MYSTERY

I've always wondered how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it...

Dad's Take

Self-checkout was supposed to save us all time and somehow we're the unpaid employees now. If a machine asks you for help, that's not progress, that's a chore in a clever hat.

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