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The Lab Coat Reframe

THE LAB COAT REFRAME

The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions!

Dad's Take

You'll get further asking one decent question than firing off ten hot takes. Save the certainty for the grill where it can't hurt anyone.

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