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The Beautiful Loop

THE BEAUTIFUL LOOP

I work to buy a car to go to work.

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A new SUV payment that's the reason you can't leave the job grinding you down isn't a car, it's a leash with cupholders. Drive what's paid off until something better than the badge is actually on the table.

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