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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

AnimalsWordplayNature+1
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Room Definition

Room Definition

What is a room with no walls? A mushroom!

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Hide and Seek

Hide and Seek

Why don't people play more hide-and-seek? Because good players are hard to find!

GamesWordplayParenting+1
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Apple Logic

Apple Logic

How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. All apples grow on an apple tree.

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Forest Wisdom

Forest Wisdom

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear it... is he still wrong?

WordplayNatureRelationships+1
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