BEES WIN THIS ROUND

No Mow May! We're rooting for you. Lettuce grow!

Dad's Take

Skip a weekend of mowing and the world doesn't end; in fact the bees show up like you owe them money. Lawn care is one of the few places where doing less actually counts as doing it right.

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