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Mouthful Of Syllables

MOUTHFUL OF SYLLABLES

A word starting with 'S' and ending with 'T'? As a sesquipedalianist, my chosen word won't be 'short'…

Dad's Take

Pick your words like you pick your battles — long enough to matter, short enough that people stay. Then nod once, slowly, like you've been saving that line since '88.

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