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Pouring Lessons By The Grill

POURING LESSONS BY THE GRILL

You need a nice and thick head of foam, it enhances the aroma and flavor! Plus, it protects the beer from oxidation, keeping it fresh longer!

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Top is what people notice first. Don't skimp on the part that's facing the world, but make sure there's something honest underneath it.

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