Fresh Off the Dad
ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE MISQUOTED
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
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Self-Response
Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.
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Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
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I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
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