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My Position Has Not Changed

MY POSITION HAS NOT CHANGED

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Dad's Take

Listening is not the same as agreeing, and silence is not the same as missing it. Smile, nod, mow the lawn β€” the world tells on itself eventually.

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