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Bakery Mathematics

BAKERY MATHEMATICS

"What is the value of pi?", "Depending on what pie. Usually 12.99$."

Dad's Take

Some questions deserve precise answers and some deserve the answer you happen to have. Knowing which is which is most of being a grown-up.

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