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Pre Beard Era

PRE BEARD ERA

"How old was I in 2007?", "Ah. 2007. I was young and full of dreams, not quite fossilized yet!"

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Years come at you faster than you can name them, and one day the radio plays a song you forgot you knew and the whole decade comes back in a verse. Don't fight that β€” let it land.

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