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The Real Office Skill

THE REAL OFFICE SKILL

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

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The streetlight that flickered when you were a kid did its job anyway, and nobody ever wrote it a thank-you note. Do the work first; let the credit find its own way home.

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