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Back issueSaturday, June 27, 2026Wildcard

Just Give Me a Shot

Just Give Me a Shot. All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.
A chance to prove it. Any chance.

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All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.

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