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Just Give Me A Shot

JUST GIVE ME A SHOT

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

Dad's Take

Most of the things you thought would fix you were just things to keep you busy until you fixed yourself. Sit on the porch sometime and let the air do its work.

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