Self-Response
Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.
Self-ReferenceIronySarcasm+1
COMMUNICATION JOKES
12 communication dad jokes. You asked for it.
Solo Consultation
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Self-DeprecatingIronySarcasm+2
Debate Clarification
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
SarcasmCommunicationRelationships+2
Agreement Strategy
How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.
WordplayRelationshipsArguments+2
Reading Disconnect
You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.
BooksWordplayCommunication+1
A Game Men Can't Win
No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"
MenRelationshipsCommunication+2
When Dates Go Wrong
When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.
RelationshipsMisunderstandingCommunication+1
Unspoken Needs
I have a parrot and it talks. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.
DeathAnimalsCommunication+1
Signal Strength Solutions
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
TechnologyElectronicsPsychology+2
The Truth About Phones
If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!
RelationshipsTechnologyCommunication
Unconditional Love with a Few Tweaks
I love you just the way you are, but I do have a few suggestions.
RelationshipsCriticismCommunication
Muffin Madness
Wow, itβs really hot in here! Whoa! A talking muffin?
CommunicationWordplayFood+1